It's weeks like this that I'm glad I'm not in the classroom anymore!  From what I've heard from teachers and administrators, this week has been crazy and the kids are in rare form. 
I relish the fact that I get to sit in my office, close my door and turn on Pandora when I need to work on paperwork.  I love that I can go into classrooms for awhile but when things get out of control, I get to leave!  I like that if I am working with a student and they are refusing to comply, I get to bring them back to their teachers! 

Why didn't I get this job sooner?!?  Oh yeah...there was that Masters degree that had to be finished first...